“what are you reading?”
I’m reading Nothing.
“if you are reading nothing you aren’t reading!”
I’m reading something about “NOTHING”!
“How can ‘NOTHING’ be interesting at all?”
NOTHING is really interesting because it’s about everything you don’t know and things that you think you know but in fact you know practically nothing about.
“I don’t know what you are talking about, you better not waste time on NOTHING”.